Friday, November 6, 2015

Anti-Misogyny Chip Implant Soon

Anti-Misogyny Chip Implant Soon to be Available for Delhi Men

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A team of medical practitioners and computer scientists have worked together to create a first of its kind subcutaneous chip specially designed for those innocent Indian men who are unable to withstand the wicked allure of those hateful, scheming women out to entrap them into molestations and other sexual crimes. When surgically implanted, this chip will work upon misogynistic men, men who hate or fear women, those impaired by faulty brain wiring or those under the influence of Chowmein (shown by researchers to trigger beastly urges in men).
According to team leader Dr Shakti Kapoor and his aide Dr. Ranjeet this first of a kind chip will work as though by magic (but actually by complex circuitry that took several years to develop) to prevent men from ogling strange women and mentally undressing them, and douse the carnal desires that such shameless women inspire in their harmless minds.  A team of computer wizards led by Mr. Prem Chopra has developed the chip that hopefully will make Indian men feel safer from such predatory and uncultured women who may be under the calamitous influence of the Immoral West.
The test phase of the chip will be available for Delhi men, currently thought to be most susceptible to the lure of evil women in skirts and other revealing outfits out to trap these unsuspecting and innocent men. The chip will work even when women in saris and burqas try to work their wiles to entrap men into unwitting and uncontrollable wrongdoing.
Speaking exclusively to The StoryPedia, Dr Prem Chopra had exciting news to share – “Now, finally, Delhi men will be able to drive taxis safely in this city, without being worried that their taxi may receive a call from some of those fast and loose women who dress provocatively and even commit the unpardonable sin of having a drink late at night! Men will not be forced to rape or molest women in lonely or deserted areas to teach them the much-needed lesson that Indian women have no business being out of doors after dark.”
Dr. Shakti Kapoor made this announcement at a recently held press conference “Men can venture out fearlessly after dark now! They don’t have to hesitate about using public transport for the fear that they may be led astray by those “ashleel and nirlaj” (Dr Kapoor used these often used terms to explain himself clearly to his audience) women who lure them into making indecent comments, grabbing and pinching bottoms and so on.”
Former UP Chief Minister Mulayam Singh Yadav welcomed this invention, saying that the chip will prevent the playful mistakes that young men often make; so that these youthful misdemeanors don’t land so many of our blameless laadlas in jail.
Delhi men who are constantly plagued by these unscrupulous, rapacious women may soon have access to convenient and private online shopping of this chip.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to the truth or to reality is purely coincidental, except for references to famous persons and/or public figures, in which case such stories are based on real people, but the story or stories, surrounding or about these people are almost entirely fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the stories/contents published here as being genuine and true.

5 Most Mysterious Flight Disappearances

5 Most Mysterious Flight Disappearances

They say fact is stranger than fiction. It often is; and never more so than in the case of airplanes that seem to simply fall off the earth! Mystery novels always reveal the mystery in the end, but these are the whodunits, or rather the ‘what’dunits that have not yet been solved! Here are a list of some of the most mysterious flight disappearances that have never been satisfactorily explained.
1. Amelia Earhart
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One of the most celebrated female pilots of all time fittingly met her end while trying to set the record for circling the globe by air. Amelia Earhart was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. She and her co-pilot disappeared over the central Pacific Ocean near Howland Island. Her story, particularly her disappearance still fascinates historians, aviation enthusiasts and crazies the world over.  Theories range from espionage to crab attacks!
 2. The Bermuda Triangle Disappearances
Mysterious Disappearances
The Bermuda Triangle was thought to have been responsible for many ships disappearing without trace. In the case of the famous Flight 19 in 1945, pilots of Navy Avenger planes reported to becoming disoriented and not recognizing the landmarks they saw below them. Apparently the compasses were not functioning and the weather turned dangerous… all 14 airmen and crew perished. These planes as well as the plane that went in search of them disappeared; never to be heard of again!  Star Tiger, Star Angel, Douglas DC-3, KC-135 Stratotankers were other aircraft that the Bermuda Triangle presumably gobbled up!
3. The Flight-191 Jinx
The Flight 191 Jinx
Flights with the 191 number are thought to be jinxed: 6 aircraft bearing this number have either disappeared or had other problems. Between 1967 to 2012 commercial aircraft and test planes bearing this number have killed one, five, 273, 137 and 49 people in separate instances.
4. Flight 571 (the Andes Flight disaster)
Andes Disaster
This Uruguayan Air Force plane crashed in the icy Andes, remaining undetected for two months after the crash. Miraculously, there were 16 survivors who survived by feeding on the dead passengers!
5. Malaysian Airlines flight MH370
Flight MH370 Disappeared
This is the great unsolved modern aviation mystery. 12 Malaysian crew members and 227 passengers from 15 nations were never heard of again after 14 March 2014; no conclusive wreckage was ever found!

Virat@Anushka Break Up Over Endorsement Contracts


Virat@Anushka Break Up Over Endorsement Contracts
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Virat Kohli & Anushka Sharma in days past.
The nation first saw the two together in the shampoo commercial dating back a couple of years. The nation thought, Ah! Good looking couple! Evidently the two of them liked the idea as well, and have been photographed together at numerous occasions: holidaying together, at cricket fixtures, Bollywood parties and so on and later confirming their relationship.
Sources close to the couple say that it was this coffee ad with Siddharth Malhotra that may have caused the first signs of discord. Just seeing how close and intimate the two appear in the ad is an indicator and would have upset India’s most sought after cricketer for sure!
Reports suggest that brand endorsements are to blame in more ways: Virat has huge contracts with MRF and Adidas among other brands, whereas Anushka endorses brands such as Scooty, Nivea, Reliance and some jewellery brands as well. The fact that we see more of Anushka’s face on TV than Virat’s could be one problem. The discomfort and possible jealousy of seeing his lady love with various models and Bollywood hunks could be another reason. In fact reports also suggest that Anushka turned down one offer where she and Virat were made a joint offer!
As of now we can only speculate about the real reason behind the shocking split of India’s most glamorous couple. That, and watch keenly as the endorsement wars continue!
 Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to the truth or to reality is purely coincidental, except for references to famous persons and/or public figures, in which case such stories are based on real people, but the story or stories, surrounding or about these people are almost entirely fictional. Readers are advised not to confuse the stories/contents published here as being genuine and true.