I’m an orphan Says @
The Guy Whose Mom Just Bought Him A House
Rob Kardashian took to twitter to weigh in on his family’s very public distaste for his relationship with a former stripper, Blac Chyna (likely not her real name). In a tweet Kardashian announced “When the pussy good but your family don’t like her so you drop your family and become an orphan (an absurd number of emojis)
So Rob Kardashian thinks he is an orphan now. There are some obvious differences though if you look carefully. For instance, most orphans don’t eat well enough to develop diabetes. Most orphans can’t afford to date strippers despite never having held a job. Most orphans don’t have a living parent. And finally most orphans don’t have a living parent who just bought them a house in Malibu.
The Kardashian clan recently celebrated the birthday of their father, also named Robert. He wasn’t around to celebrate with them as he died of cancer way before he had to watch his family turn into the reality TV freak show it is today. The son of immigrants fleeing genocide, he turned savvy and business acumen into a significant estate. By all accounts he continued his parents traditions of honesty and religious piety in his dealings with friends and associates, trying to pass on these values to his children as the atmosphere of wealth and Hollywood threatened to impart the wrong morals to them. Then his ex-wife married a trans-gendered Olympian and his daughters learned that they could turn notoriety into money. Now his son has declared that he’d rather have “good pussy” over his family, and become a self-proclaimed orphan so he can spend his time with someone who is more surgical implant than human.
Something tells me the original Robert must be a little less than thrilled with this turn of events.
Rob Kardashian took to twitter to weigh in on his family’s very public distaste for his relationship with a former stripper, Blac Chyna (likely not her real name). In a tweet Kardashian announced “When the pussy good but your family don’t like her so you drop your family and become an orphan (an absurd number of emojis)
So Rob Kardashian thinks he is an orphan now. There are some obvious differences though if you look carefully. For instance, most orphans don’t eat well enough to develop diabetes. Most orphans can’t afford to date strippers despite never having held a job. Most orphans don’t have a living parent. And finally most orphans don’t have a living parent who just bought them a house in Malibu.
The Kardashian clan recently celebrated the birthday of their father, also named Robert. He wasn’t around to celebrate with them as he died of cancer way before he had to watch his family turn into the reality TV freak show it is today. The son of immigrants fleeing genocide, he turned savvy and business acumen into a significant estate. By all accounts he continued his parents traditions of honesty and religious piety in his dealings with friends and associates, trying to pass on these values to his children as the atmosphere of wealth and Hollywood threatened to impart the wrong morals to them. Then his ex-wife married a trans-gendered Olympian and his daughters learned that they could turn notoriety into money. Now his son has declared that he’d rather have “good pussy” over his family, and become a self-proclaimed orphan so he can spend his time with someone who is more surgical implant than human.
Something tells me the original Robert must be a little less than thrilled with this turn of events.
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